Membership

Step 1: Pick up the phone +44(0)7769 777798 and call Nina. She’s really sweet and has a cute voice too! All  calls answered.

Step 2: Send her a text+44(0)7769 777798. All texts replied to and nothing shocks, but please remember  to be polite!

Step 3: Arrange a mutually convenient time to meet in London or on Skype. Nina’s just as curious to take a peek at  you, as much as you are, at her.

It’s a members only club (no pun intended) and only open to a select few, thus you don’t have to BYOB (bring your own bottle) as wine, champagne and celebrated cocktails (both alcoholic and non alcoholic) are served freely by myself or one of my trusted friends. I start my parties early, at 7.00pm so there is none of the hanging around before 10.00pm before the doors open and “things” really hot up. Food, and its enjoyment and seduction of, is integral in The Montague Club’s theme. Food can be hot and fiery from Thailand featuring laid out gourmet buffets to Raw Sushi, eating seafood and rice delicacies off a beautiful naked girl, or two? In summer our themes are quintessentially English with Wimbledon High Teas (New balls please) and platters of smoked salmon, dressed crab, quiches and Eton mess, to name but a few.


Step 4: Fill out your membership application:

Your Name/s or Noms de Jeux *

Your Email *

Telephone *

If you have Skype or MSN please state your user id here

How did you hear of us?

I would like to be added to your mailing list 

I do not want to be contacted at all 

I have read the etiquette guidlines*:

I am not the Press*:

I am aware of the nature of the parties*:

Step 5: Pay for your membership:

Membership is currently free for the first 60 couples to be “meeted and greeted” by Nina and/ or Tim.

At this stage whilst The Montague Club expands we’re offering London based parties priced at £30.00 per couple. This covers the cost of food and drink. The entertainment is free- you’re in charge of that!